Emergency Reports

Saw this in San Francisco a few years back.

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:56:46 -0400

Saw this in San Francisco a few years back.

"Hyperacusis Enough!"

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:14:49 -0400

“Hyperacusis Enough!”

- Superchunk: I Hate Music

Laura Ballance is fucking hero, and I’m not lying when I say I’m tearing up a bit reading about her decision not to go out on the road with the band this time and, more importantly, her reasoning for same. But, at the same time, that Superchunk even exists at this point, in any form, seems something like a miracle.

"Yet Mr. Obama also expresses exasperation. In private, he has talked longingly of “going Bulworth,”..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:37:02 -0400

“Yet Mr. Obama also expresses exasperation. In private, he has talked longingly of “going Bulworth,” a reference to a little-remembered 1998 Warren Beatty movie about a senator who risked it all to say what he really thought.”

- Onset of Woes Casts Pall Over Obama’s Policy Aspirations

If only this is what he meant.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 17:07:40 -0400

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Sun, 12 May 2013 13:23:01 -0400

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Sun, 12 May 2013 12:10:00 -0400

johnmccrory: A graffiti writer on the NJ Turnpike has chosen an...

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:58:06 -0400

johnmccrory:

A graffiti writer on the NJ Turnpike has chosen an inspired tag.

capturedinasia: What could possibly go wrong? Ayutthaya,...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:31:22 -0400

capturedinasia:

What could possibly go wrong? Ayutthaya, Thailand (Photo by Richard Bishop)

Are you not following Sir Richard Bishop’s Tumblr? Why not?

"The 5 Point Cafe, a Seattle dive bar, was apparently the first to explicitly ban Glass. In part it..."

Tue, 07 May 2013 07:09:52 -0400

“The 5 Point Cafe, a Seattle dive bar, was apparently the first to explicitly ban Glass. In part it was a publicity stunt — extremely successful, too, as it garnered worldwide attention — but the bar’s owner, Dave Meinert, said there was a serious side. The bar, he said, was “kind of a private place.””

- Google Glass Picks Up Early Signal - Keep Out - NYTimes.com

Man, I miss the 5 Point.

"Legend holds that New Jersey has more diners than any other state."

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:38:48 -0400

“Legend holds that New Jersey has more diners than any other state.”

- New Jersey Officials Detail Bid by Tick Tock Diner Manager to Have Uncle Killed - NYTimes.com

So legends are now acceptable devices in NYT stories?

I’ll post anything Pastels-related.

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:09:00 -0400

I’ll post anything Pastels-related.

So David Karp, who always wears a hoodie, now lectures people on how to dress?

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:15:10 -0400

So David Karp, who always wears a hoodie, now lectures people on how to dress?

Comet Gain - Say Yes Happy May Day.

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:15:00 -0400

Comet Gain - Say Yes

Happy May Day.

Um, a Survival Knife 7” came out on Sub Pop and nobody...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:59:32 -0400

Um, a Survival Knife 7” came out on Sub Pop and nobody told me? You’re all fired.

"If you don’t like Flo Rida, don’t come here."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:30:24 -0400

“If you don’t like Flo Rida, don’t come here.”

- Table 31 - Penn Center - Philadelphia, PA

You guys, bikini season is coming up!

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:54:43 -0400

You guys, bikini season is coming up!

Video

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:22:44 -0400

Hmmm.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:14:56 -0400

Hmmm.

I mean, I guess I cried at Jackass. Didn’t everyone?

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:46:24 -0400

I mean, I guess I cried at Jackass. Didn’t everyone?

See those tiny, tiny bits of green? At least the lettuce is...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:05:00 -0400

See those tiny, tiny bits of green? At least the lettuce is sprouting.